Lovely little La Lohan has allegedly decided to write a memoir once she gets out of rehab.  Hey, it'll probably have more drugs, alcohol, and arrests than A Million Little Pieces...and it will all be true!  I'm just curious as to exactly how far back in her career the memoir will take us.  Cocaine on the set of Freaky Friday?  Heroin on The Parent Trap?  Perhaps most importantly, will she tell us exactly what drugs prompted her to participate in this little number?  I mean, it's not just bad, it's Britney bad.  And that's bad.