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Looks like somebody's got a one-way ticket...

th-haleyjoelo_grani_9047860_400.jpg...to a little place I like to call "Child Star Confidential" land.  Poor Haley Joel.  A DUI and pot possession. But really, we all should have seen this coming.  Of course you're going to start drinking when you realize that, although you were well-loved by all at age ten, by the age of eighteen, all you have to offer the world is the fact that you look startlingly similar to Dawson Leery, and apparently, according to IMDB, a movie entitled Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, the tagline of which reads "Ahead lies something you need-- but to claim it you must lose something dear."  Add to that Secondhand Lions, and it's really no wonder HJ has turned to lots and lots of alcohol to ease his pain. 
Posted on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 09:58AM by Registered CommenterAnna Lowe, Staff Writer in | Comments1 Comment

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I'd have to drink a lot of alcohol just to get through watching Kingdom Hearts, so it's no wonder Haley was intoxicated.
August 18, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRyan

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