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Laying Down the Law

Ah, finally.  A little proof that Britney Spears is a good mother after all.  True, she drives with her baby in her lap.  And yeah, there was that time Sean Preston was dropped on his head, and child services had to come to her house to investigate.  But the bottom line is, when a situation arises where she truly feels that her child (soon to be children) might be in danger, she puts her foot down.  You have to draw the line somewhere.  And where, apparently, does Mrs. Federline draw the line?  Nurse sharks, my friends, nurse sharks.  According to this article, taken from Life & Style magazine (so you know it's true), Britney is forcing K-Fed to get rid of his 6 nurse sharks because she

"fears that the six Australian gray nurse sharks are a bit risky when there are two kiddies around the house."

Ummm...aren't nurse sharks pretty much just big catfish?  As one would expect, K-Fed is none too happy about Brit laying down the law:

“Kevin loves those sharks,” a family friend told the mag. “He even named them. But Brit said there’s no way he’d be keeping them.”

Damn, K-Fed, you better be careful.  Next thing you know, she's going to try and take away your allowance.  Any guesses on what the sharks are actually named?  There's probably a Popo and a zao *, but other than that, I got nothin'.  

*I tried to find the video of K-Fed jamming out to his single, "Popozao," for this link, but the video has been removed.  I did, however, stumble across this parody video in which Popozao is replaced with the Care Bears theme song.  It is, in a word, magnificent.  If you have the means, I highly recommend it.

Posted on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 03:54PM by Registered CommenterAnna Lowe, Staff Writer in | CommentsPost a Comment

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